Preliminary Findings:

1: Although Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution has mesmerized the intellectual elite of the western world for more than a century, evolution insiders report that an increasing number of biologists and mathematicians now regard it as infantile nonsense – totally unfit to explain the incredible “complexity within complexity” made visible by the electron microscope in even the “simplest” living organism.

2: It is also reliably reported that although Darwin insisted, as a sure proof of his theory, that the overwhelming bulk of the fossil record should consist of innumerable malformed, “unfit” intermediate forms, a century-long search of the earth’s rock strata has shown this prediction to be completely untrue. [Ed: Ah well, “moving on from that difficulty”, as Chas was fond of saying!]

3. More worrying still, a number of outspoken evolutionists, mistakenly assuming that the battle against Genesis has finally been won, have been openly admitting in print that although Darwin’s theory is defunct and does not work, they cling to it as an “article of faith”, simply unable to accept the alternatives – i.e. God and magic. [Ed: Don’t confuse us with the facts! Eh, G-Man?]

4. It seems relevant to this inquest that historical documents have revealed that decades before Darwin, a certain William Buckland, Oxford University’s first professor of geology, promoted a common-sense reading of the Genesis account of creation that easily accords with the known facts of geology and makes a theory of evolution totally redundant anyway. This we might call "G-Theory", the focus of another section of this website.